{"id":11170,"date":"2014-03-05T07:40:31","date_gmt":"2014-03-05T12:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11170"},"modified":"2014-03-04T23:29:48","modified_gmt":"2014-03-05T04:29:48","slug":"ysac-vol-1673-thats-not-brass-in-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11170","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1673: That’s not brass in pocket."},"content":{"rendered":"
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I put my hair in your pocket – w4m – 25<\/h2>\n
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Saturday night at a bar on [street] I looked at you through a few groups of people. I think your shirt had PJ Harvey on it, but it was mostly covered by your brown coat. I thought about asking you to my car to share a cigarette, I thought it’d be intimate. Maybe we’d talk about what we did for a living or maybe I’d touch your hand. We didn’t speak to each other because I retreated a bit away from everyone to be more comfortable. You walked by me on your way to the men’s room and removed your coat. When you placed it on the hook, I pulled a nail file out of my bag and sawed a lock of hair off to put in your pocket. Hope you found it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oooh, so close there, Sparkette. It’s obvious that these star-crossed lovers are just not meant to be, because I’m sure that the guy noticed her but thought, “Hmmm, I’d really like to go to an enclosed space and share carcinogenic toxins with her, but it’s a shame that there’s a big chunk of her hair missing. Oh hey, what’s this in my pocket? Oh cool, my pet vole will love this as bedding.” <\/p>\n

Thanks, Alison!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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