{"id":1134,"date":"2009-02-09T08:22:32","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T13:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1134"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:37:45","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:37:45","slug":"ysac-vol-206-i-hope-they-handcuff-his-hands-in-the-front","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1134","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 206: I hope they cuff his hands in the front."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Female front desk clerk to help me win nude bet<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Hello, some friends have made a fun bet with me to stay at a hotel and lock myself nude out of my room and then have to go to the front desk that way to ask for a spare key. The bet is worth $200 and I would be glad to give you $100 of it to let me come down to the desk to win the bet. It is just all good, clean fun and hopefully would be a fun\/funny story for you to tell afterwards. Please respond to this ad if you would be willing to help me win the bet, get a good laugh (and split the winnings). Thanks, Gary<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nIf I worked at a hotel, I would agree to this &#8230; and then get in touch with Gary&#8217;s friends and tell them that for $100 more, I would pretend I didn&#8217;t know who he was when he came into the lobby naked, and refuse to give Gary the key to his room, AND let them record it. Wouldn&#8217;t <em>that<\/em> be good, clean fun? I know <em>that<\/em> would be a funny story for me to tell afterwards.<\/p>\n<p>All right, hands up &#8212; who else thinks there aren&#8217;t actually any &#8220;friends&#8221; involved, and Gary has concocted this friends\/bet story to satisfy his own weird fantasy?<\/p>\n<p>This was found in the Food\/Bev\/Hosp jobs section by Sara &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Female front desk clerk to help me win nude bet Hello, some friends have made a fun bet with me to stay at a hotel and lock myself nude out of my room and then have to go to the front desk that way to ask for a spare key. The bet is worth $200 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[23,38,4,52],"class_list":["post-1134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc-jobs","tag-classy","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-ow-my-eyes","tag-this-can-only-end-badly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1134"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2268,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions\/2268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}