Thanks to our wonderful readers, it’s been quite some time since the Llamanun and I have had to actually LOOK at Craigslist for blog fodder. We still have plenty of good suggestions in the queue, but just for the heck of it, I decided to see what the “Casual Encounters” section had to offer.<\/p>\n
The problem with looking on “Casual Encounters” for terrible Craigslist posts is that it’s just too easy.<\/em> It feels like cheating, almost.<\/p>\n I just want boobs to play with, maybe more if we both agree. NO PICTURE NO REPLY.<\/p>\n Put BOOBS in the subject line to weed out spam.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n This may be the only person in the world where you put BOOBS in the subject line and he’s less<\/em> likely to consider it spam.<\/p>\n Do you look like the guy in the photo? Tattoos and glasses?? I love guys who are rocking this style, it drives me crazy! Hit me up if you are one of them \ud83d\ude09<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Apparently her style is “albinos in snowstorms,” because there was no actual picture.<\/p>\n Hello!<\/p>\n I am a 24 year old busy med student. I’m white, clean, fit, and hung:)<\/p>\n I am looking for a laid back girl for a casual no strings relationship.<\/p>\n I am in a relationship if my own, but I miss the excitement of meeting new people. If anything happens, it needs to be on the down low.<\/p>\n I am very normal and I am not going to stalk or murder you lol. I don’t have time for that.<\/p>\n If you are interested in chatting message back. Put your eye color in The subject line:)<\/p>\n I promise you will not regret it!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n What’s terrifying is that if this guy were just a little<\/em> less busy, he’d have time to stalk or murder you.<\/p>\n Thanks for the posts, Craigslist!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Thanks to our wonderful readers, it’s been quite some time since the Llamanun and I have had to actually LOOK at Craigslist for blog fodder. We still have plenty of good suggestions in the queue, but just for the heck of it, I decided to see what the “Casual Encounters” section had to offer. The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[61,7,75],"class_list":["post-11406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-still-single"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11408,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11406\/revisions\/11408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
I just want boobs. – m4w<\/h2>\n
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\nNo pressure, just fun.Send picture and your age.
\nBig or small i like em all.<\/p>\n\n
Need a tattooed man – w4m<\/h2>\n
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Busy med student seeking something casual – m4w<\/h2>\n
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