{"id":11431,"date":"2014-07-21T07:17:04","date_gmt":"2014-07-21T11:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11431"},"modified":"2014-07-20T22:29:22","modified_gmt":"2014-07-21T02:29:22","slug":"ysac-vol-1732-art-for-craps-sake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11431","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1732: Art for crap&#8217;s sake."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Need someone to change a wedding photo a little&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p><HR><br \/>\nfor 10 bucks I just need someone to do a semi-convincing photo shop of a wedding photo. It is a pic of them cutting a cake. I need it to look like they are cutting an animal for some sort of sacrifice or something and the faces need to be blurred out like it would be on the show COPS. It doesn&#8217;t need to be perfect. Just pretty good. I can easily do it in something like MSPAINT but&#8230;c&#8217;mon&#8230;it would be crap.<\/p>\n<p>Payment is via paypal. I&#8217;ll shoot it over. You can invoice me if you are a professional<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Full subscription to Photoshop CC 2014: $49\/month<br \/>\nHigh end photo editing workstation: $10,000<br \/>\n4 years of art school: $150,000<\/p>\n<p>Ability to help Sparky here mangle someone&#8217;s wedding photo? Priceless.<\/p>\n<p>No, literally priceless. As in, probably no one will do this for any price.<\/p>\n<p>Have fun with MS Paint there, Sparky.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, Lisa!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Need someone to change a wedding photo a little&#8230; for 10 bucks I just need someone to do a semi-convincing photo shop of a wedding photo. It is a pic of them cutting a cake. I need it to look like they are cutting an animal for some sort of sacrifice or something and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[43,11],"class_list":["post-11431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc-jobs","tag-unrealistic-expectations","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11431"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11433,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11431\/revisions\/11433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}