{"id":11434,"date":"2014-07-23T07:44:29","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T11:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11434"},"modified":"2014-07-22T22:48:55","modified_gmt":"2014-07-23T02:48:55","slug":"ysac-vol-1733-danger-will-robinson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11434","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1733: Danger Will Robinson!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Phish Hat<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Hey brother, I am sorry bout today, I got another hat ive never wore. Let me know some key details and ill give you this one. Seriously very sorry and want to give you this hat.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to do it.<\/p>\n<p>I swear I&#8217;m not going to do it.<\/p>\n<p>Not. Going. To&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Phish hat, Phish hat, rolly polly Phish hat<br \/>\nPhish hat, Phish hat, eat it up, yum!<\/p>\n<p>Dammit.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, Andrew!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phish Hat Hey brother, I am sorry bout today, I got another hat ive never wore. Let me know some key details and ill give you this one. Seriously very sorry and want to give you this hat. I&#8217;m not going to do it. I swear I&#8217;m not going to do it. Not. Going. To&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[7,11],"class_list":["post-11434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11434"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11435,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11434\/revisions\/11435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}