{"id":11463,"date":"2014-08-08T07:00:27","date_gmt":"2014-08-08T11:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11463"},"modified":"2014-08-10T23:36:48","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T03:36:48","slug":"ysac-vol-1740-you-have-no-chance-to-survive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11463","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1740: You have no chance to survive"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>a staple calculator sell &#8211; $3<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/calculator.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11464\" title=\"calculator\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/calculator.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"335\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/calculator.jpg 335w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/calculator-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 335px) 100vw, 335px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>condition: good size \/ dimensions: medium<br \/>\nI got A calculator for sell.<\/p>\n<p>Before u come, better send me e-mail to make a time.<br \/>\nalso, you could call me on the phone.<\/p>\n<p>I got lot of good and beautiful baby boys shoes, socks,toys, tables,play station.<br \/>\nAnd also many charming T-shirts, jeans, jackets,coats and sweaters. . ..as well<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s important to make an appointment when purchasing a three dollar disposable calculator. In fact, you should probably call several weeks in advance and make a reservation. You will be shown into the exclusive calculator showroom, after verifying your financial situation, of course. A strict dress code will be enforced &#8211; no T-shirts or jeans which are not charming will be permitted.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the opportunity, MC!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a staple calculator sell &#8211; $3 condition: good size \/ dimensions: medium I got A calculator for sell. Before u come, better send me e-mail to make a time. also, you could call me on the phone. I got lot of good and beautiful baby boys shoes, socks,toys, tables,play station. And also many charming T-shirts, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[61,7,43],"class_list":["post-11463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-electronics","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11463"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11467,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11463\/revisions\/11467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}