{"id":11507,"date":"2014-08-27T07:06:26","date_gmt":"2014-08-27T11:06:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11507"},"modified":"2014-08-26T23:13:48","modified_gmt":"2014-08-27T03:13:48","slug":"ysac-vol-1748-bricks-are-heavy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11507","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1748: Bricks are Heavy"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>free crap!!<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Moving and have plenty of stuff we no longer need.<br \/>\nKitchen table&#8230;.made of lovely wood like substance&#8230;has stains and scratches<br \/>\nEight toaster ovens<br \/>\nThree foot tall green glass duck, head is broken off, currently has a smaller wooden duck mounted in its place<br \/>\nOld potting soil<br \/>\nBroken Microwave oven (Kenmore brand, very good quality, lasted many years before it died)<br \/>\nLarge pile of old clothes.<br \/>\nCanned Goods&#8230;most expired.<br \/>\nDiapers<br \/>\nFirst aid kit<br \/>\nAt home std test kits (at least a dozen)<br \/>\nBricks<br \/>\nFront seat from a honda (large cigarette burn)<\/p>\n<p>too many more items to list<br \/>\nAll items are in the middle of ### road, near ###. Im sure they wont last long<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OK folks &#8211; today&#8217;s homework assignment is to design a Rube Goldberg machine using all of these items. It should accomplish a very simple task in a needlessly complex way. But please hurry &#8211; either the potting soil or the duck is starting to smell funny.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, Matty!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>free crap!! Moving and have plenty of stuff we no longer need. Kitchen table&#8230;.made of lovely wood like substance&#8230;has stains and scratches Eight toaster ovens Three foot tall green glass duck, head is broken off, currently has a smaller wooden duck mounted in its place Old potting soil Broken Microwave oven (Kenmore brand, very good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[34,43],"class_list":["post-11507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-trying-too-hard","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11507"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11509,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11507\/revisions\/11509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}