{"id":11525,"date":"2014-09-05T07:47:27","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T11:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11525"},"modified":"2014-09-04T23:50:50","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T03:50:50","slug":"ysac-vol-1752-until-the-end-of-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11525","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1752: Until The End of The World"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I bought a Soda and it had a promotion for an extra one for free but I am diabetic and can only drink one soda a day so I don&#8217;t need this extra one. I like game shows so it goes to the third response I get.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/freesoda.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11526\" title=\"freesoda\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/freesoda.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"337\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/freesoda.jpg 337w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/freesoda-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 337px) 100vw, 337px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Uh oh. The only possible explanation for this is that the poster here is psychic, and knows the world is going to end before tomorrow. *PANIC, YOU FOOLS!* And have a soda. *NOW PANIC SOME MORE!!*<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait &#8211; this was posted in March. Never mind, false alarm.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, Kit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a Soda and it had a promotion for an extra one for free but I am diabetic and can only drink one soda a day so I don&#8217;t need this extra one. I like game shows so it goes to the third response I get. Uh oh. The only possible explanation for this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[83,11],"class_list":["post-11525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-scary","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11525"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11528,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11525\/revisions\/11528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}