{"id":11541,"date":"2014-09-12T07:50:46","date_gmt":"2014-09-12T11:50:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11541"},"modified":"2014-09-12T10:32:40","modified_gmt":"2014-09-12T14:32:40","slug":"ysac-vol-1755-revenge-of-the-spinach-toothpaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11541","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1755: Revenge of the Spinach Toothpaste"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>eight lap tops cheap &#8211; $1<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>i have five lap top computers for sale they are Dual cores and work great they just need hard drives and power cords asking $ 20.00 each or $ 15.00 each if you buy two or more $ 100.00 for all eight these are great to put Linux or windows on<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/laptops.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-11542\" title=\"laptops\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/laptops.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"487\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/laptops.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/laptops-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Time to fire up the catulator! (Which, don&#8217;t forget, you can get on a mousepad!)<\/p>\n<p>Eight laptops times five laptops times two cores minus no hard drives plus power cords modulo $20 each to the power $15 each in base eight is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*hits catulator*<\/p>\n<p>Oh dear &#8211; I get &#8220;Sprunkle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, Lace!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eight lap tops cheap &#8211; $1 i have five lap top computers for sale they are Dual cores and work great they just need hard drives and power cords asking $ 20.00 each or $ 15.00 each if you buy two or more $ 100.00 for all eight these are great to put Linux or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[82,61],"class_list":["post-11541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers-tech","tag-bad-math","tag-punctuationally-challenged"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11541"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11546,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11541\/revisions\/11546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}