{"id":11577,"date":"2014-10-01T07:30:34","date_gmt":"2014-10-01T11:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11577"},"modified":"2014-09-30T22:56:03","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T02:56:03","slug":"ysac-vol-1763-i-think-ill-try-door-number-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11577","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1763: I think I&#8217;ll try door number 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Moving Need Gone ASAP<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/ysacl1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11578\" title=\"ysacl1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/ysacl1-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/ysacl1-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/ysacl1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/ysacl2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11579\" title=\"ysacl2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/ysacl2-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/ysacl2-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/ysacl2.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI&#8217;m moving and have a lot of nice thing not going with me. I have no time for a yard sale, you won&#8217;t be dissapointed. Must be able to take it all.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is that &#8220;bundling&#8221; I&#8217;ve heard so much about, isn&#8217;t it?  I come for the (almost certainly) empty Wii U box, and you upsell me on the pogo stick, the bookshelves, the shopping bags, the folding chair, and your brother-in-law.  Oh, well &#8211; as long as I can take the truck too, I suspect I&#8217;ve still come out ahead in the deal.  I can probably even use it to haul all the other crap away.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Manic Gypsy for their very first submission!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moving Need Gone ASAP I&#8217;m moving and have a lot of nice thing not going with me. I have no time for a yard sale, you won&#8217;t be dissapointed. Must be able to take it all. This is that &#8220;bundling&#8221; I&#8217;ve heard so much about, isn&#8217;t it? I come for the (almost certainly) empty Wii [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[29,43],"class_list":["post-11577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11577"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11581,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11577\/revisions\/11581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}