{"id":11586,"date":"2014-10-06T07:02:22","date_gmt":"2014-10-06T11:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11586"},"modified":"2014-10-05T23:07:08","modified_gmt":"2014-10-06T03:07:08","slug":"ysac-vol-1765-light-the-grail-shaped-beacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11586","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1765: Light the grail-shaped beacon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just to be different, we&#8217;re going to lead with the picture today, and then follow it with the ad:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/00D0D_lG0Yp39ecao_600x450.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11587\" title=\"00D0D_lG0Yp39ecao_600x450\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/00D0D_lG0Yp39ecao_600x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"337\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/00D0D_lG0Yp39ecao_600x450.jpg 337w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/00D0D_lG0Yp39ecao_600x450-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 337px) 100vw, 337px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s a blurry picture, but it&#8217;s not a terrible seeming bench. I wonder why it&#8217;s in the corner?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Naughty Pine Bench &#8211; $25<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This bench is Naughty Pine. It is sturdy. Asking 25.00.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh. It&#8217;s naughty. Naughty, <em>naughty<\/em> bench. Stay in the corner!<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks for the naughty bench, Jeff!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just to be different, we&#8217;re going to lead with the picture today, and then follow it with the ad: That&#8217;s a blurry picture, but it&#8217;s not a terrible seeming bench. I wonder why it&#8217;s in the corner? Naughty Pine Bench &#8211; $25 This bench is Naughty Pine. It is sturdy. Asking 25.00. Oh. It&#8217;s naughty. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[29,7],"class_list":["post-11586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11586"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11589,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11586\/revisions\/11589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}