{"id":1165,"date":"2009-02-13T08:32:13","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T13:32:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1165"},"modified":"2009-04-28T00:23:52","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:23:52","slug":"ysac-vol-210-keep-on-swimming-keep-on-swimming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1165","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 210: Keep on swimming, keep on swimming &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Huge Blue Monkey perfect condition &#8211; $20<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>You have to have it your kids will love it. It&#8217;s over 2 feet tall! Here are some pics below. If you have any other questions just e-mail me at xxxx.xxxxx@yahoo.com<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1166\" title=\"210\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/210.jpg\" alt=\"210\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, a huge blue monkey. Monkeys, as you know, are marsupials who live in the ocean. Their gills help them swing from tree to tree underwater. Their plush fur helps them survive in the Arctic jungles. Their diet consists mainly of tamales and Fun Dip, and they are world&#8217;s primary producer of elbow macaroni.<\/p>\n<p>(Now, in all fairness, there <em>is<\/em> something called a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.austmus.gov.au\/fishes\/fishfacts\/fish\/eerosa.htm\">Pacific Monkeyfish<\/a>. It looks a little different than the one being advertised, though, so I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s what&#8217;s causing the confusion here:)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1167\" title=\"210a\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/210a.jpg\" alt=\"210a\" width=\"200\" height=\"131\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not even a little bit cuddly.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m crediting this one to &#8220;D.L.&#8221;; they&#8217;ll know why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Huge Blue Monkey perfect condition &#8211; $20 You have to have it your kids will love it. It&#8217;s over 2 feet tall! Here are some pics below. If you have any other questions just e-mail me at xxxx.xxxxx@yahoo.com That&#8217;s right, a huge blue monkey. Monkeys, as you know, are marsupials who live in the ocean. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[29,11],"class_list":["post-1165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-kid-stuff","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1165"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1170,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1165\/revisions\/1170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}