{"id":11670,"date":"2014-11-17T09:00:18","date_gmt":"2014-11-17T14:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11670"},"modified":"2014-11-16T21:58:36","modified_gmt":"2014-11-17T02:58:36","slug":"ysac-vol-1783-the-may-queen-is-spring-cleaning-early-this-year-or-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11670","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1783: The May Queen is spring cleaning early this year. Or late."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Stairway to Heaven- FREE<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>50% of the official &#8216;stairway to heaven&#8217; and it&#8217;s free for the taking. Certificate of Authenticity available upon request. [location] at my curbside<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1783.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-11671\" title=\"1783\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1783.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1783.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1783-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s a Sparky whose stairs<br \/>\nAre outside growing mold<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s selling the stairway<br \/>\non Craigslist.<\/p>\n<p>When he posts it he knows<br \/>\nBefore they decompose<br \/>\nWith an ad he can get<br \/>\nThem all taken.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Ralph!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stairway to Heaven- FREE 50% of the official &#8216;stairway to heaven&#8217; and it&#8217;s free for the taking. Certificate of Authenticity available upon request. [location] at my curbside There&#8217;s a Sparky whose stairs Are outside growing mold And he&#8217;s selling the stairway on Craigslist. When he posts it he knows Before they decompose With an ad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":241,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[101,34],"class_list":["post-11670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-rk","tag-trying-too-hard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/241"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11670"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11675,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11670\/revisions\/11675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}