{"id":11677,"date":"2014-11-19T07:33:13","date_gmt":"2014-11-19T12:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11677"},"modified":"2014-11-18T23:39:48","modified_gmt":"2014-11-19T04:39:48","slug":"ysac-vol-1784-stumped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11677","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1784: Stumped"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Free live oak tree, good for bbq ,or fire place logs you cut down<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tree.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11678\" title=\"tree\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tree.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"253\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tree.jpg 253w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tree-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 253px) 100vw, 253px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfree live oak wood. must cut down , great for fire place or bbq .text me at [phone]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Normal Craigslist workflow:<br \/>\n1. Take picture of tree.<br \/>\n2. Post ad requesting tree removal including picture.<br \/>\n3. After tree is removed, take down ad.<\/p>\n<p>Sucking at Craigslist workflow:<br \/>\n1. Post ad requesting tree removal.<br \/>\n2. After tree is removed, take picture of tree.<br \/>\n3. Add picture of removed tree to ad.<\/p>\n<p>In this vein, I expect to see &#8220;Car for Sale&#8221; ads with a picture of an empty parking space, &#8220;Help Wanted&#8221; ads with pictures of the person who&#8217;s already been hired to do the job, and &#8220;Casual Encounters&#8221; ads with&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>NO. Not even going there.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, William!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Free live oak tree, good for bbq ,or fire place logs you cut down free live oak wood. must cut down , great for fire place or bbq .text me at [phone] Normal Craigslist workflow: 1. Take picture of tree. 2. Post ad requesting tree removal including picture. 3. After tree is removed, take down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[108,29],"class_list":["post-11677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-do-work-for-me","tag-fun-with-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11677"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11680,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11677\/revisions\/11680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}