{"id":11682,"date":"2014-11-21T07:21:59","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T12:21:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11682"},"modified":"2014-11-20T22:30:08","modified_gmt":"2014-11-21T03:30:08","slug":"ysac-vol-1785-owner-of-a-lonely-seal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11682","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1785: Owner of a Lonely Seal"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>$$===FREE HEART EGG\/PANCAKE RINGS<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/rings.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11683\" title=\"rings\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/rings-300x172.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"172\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/rings-300x172.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/rings.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>* 2 Piece set<br \/>\n* Stay cool knock down handle<br \/>\n* FDA approved<br \/>\n* Heat resistant to 500F\/260C<br \/>\n* Makes perfect heart shaped pancakes and eggs<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just to be clear &#8211; this is a heart:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/heart2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11684\" title=\"heart2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/heart2-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/heart2-300x225.png 300w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/heart2-1024x768.png 1024w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/heart2.png 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To be fair, it is not shaped like this:<br \/>\n<H1>\u2665<\/H1><\/p>\n<p>However, it also not shaped like a seal, an armadillo, or the state of Michigan. In addition, of the two things in the set, there appear to be three of them.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, Stephanie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>$$===FREE HEART EGG\/PANCAKE RINGS * 2 Piece set * Stay cool knock down handle * FDA approved * Heat resistant to 500F\/260C * Makes perfect heart shaped pancakes and eggs Just to be clear &#8211; this is a heart: To be fair, it is not shaped like this: \u2665 However, it also not shaped like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[82,29,9],"class_list":["post-11682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-household","tag-bad-math","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11686,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11682\/revisions\/11686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}