{"id":11703,"date":"2014-11-28T07:55:46","date_gmt":"2014-11-28T12:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11703"},"modified":"2014-11-27T20:59:46","modified_gmt":"2014-11-28T01:59:46","slug":"ysac-vol-1788-me-so-corny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11703","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1788: Me So Corny."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>companion animals<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>You call it such, it stays with you 24\/7. Dont leave home without it.<br \/>\nLook-up the laws. Whether a dr. note, or from a unicorn, it doesn&#8217;t matter.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Does this person have a companion UNICORN? That&#8217;s AWESOME! The only drawback, of course, is having to clean out the glitter box.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, DW!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>companion animals You call it such, it stays with you 24\/7. Dont leave home without it. Look-up the laws. Whether a dr. note, or from a unicorn, it doesn&#8217;t matter. Does this person have a companion UNICORN? That&#8217;s AWESOME! The only drawback, of course, is having to clean out the glitter box. Thanks for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-11703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rentals","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11703"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11705,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11703\/revisions\/11705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}