{"id":11706,"date":"2014-12-01T07:37:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T12:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11706"},"modified":"2014-11-30T21:57:58","modified_gmt":"2014-12-01T02:57:58","slug":"ysac-vol-1789-bad-title-no-title-biscuit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11706","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1789: Bad Title! No Title Biscuit!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We haven’t done a “Bad Titles” medley for a while. Here’s some winners that don’t really gain anything by including the rest of the ad:<\/p>\n

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message chair<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I think I’ll Skype the credenza instead.<\/p>\n

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Mental Filing Cabinet<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sadly, I can’t figure out if “car keys location” is filed under “c” for “car” or “k” for “keys” or “l” for “location” or “w” for “where are my keys” or…<\/p>\n

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Ass Moldings<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That’s probably what happens if you sit in the message chair for too long.<\/p>\n

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Insulted Pipings<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Not galvanized? Well I never!<\/p>\n

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Varity wood mirrow and jew<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Even WITH the rest of the ad, I still can’t figure out what the “jew” part means. Maybe Sparky is mispronouncing “you?”<\/p>\n

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Hole grage full of assorted tools<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

As far as I can tell “grage” is not a word in ANY language, not just English.<\/p>\n

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SLAY BED FRAME\/BEST OFFER<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

DIE BED FRAME DIE!<\/p>\n

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Antique dresser buff-aye<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

However, the merely vintage nightstand votes nay, and the barely retro coffee table abstains.<\/p>\n

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free crip infant for kids<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Boy, this gang violence is just starting earlier and earlier, isn’t it?<\/p>\n

Thanks for the posts, Mackenzie, Christine, sd, Ralph, robot@craigslist, Eleanor, and Jason!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We haven’t done a “Bad Titles” medley for a while. Here’s some winners that don’t really gain anything by including the rest of the ad: message chair I think I’ll Skype the credenza instead. Mental Filing Cabinet Sadly, I can’t figure out if “car keys location” is filed under “c” for “car” or “k” for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-11706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11706"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11709,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11706\/revisions\/11709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}