{"id":11724,"date":"2014-12-08T08:13:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-08T13:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11724"},"modified":"2014-12-07T23:00:25","modified_gmt":"2014-12-08T04:00:25","slug":"ysac-vol-1792-sithi-uhm-ingonyama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11724","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1792: Sithi uhm ingonyama."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Japanese rickshaw<\/h2>\n
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Small cellulite rickshaw good condition
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I … ew. I had no idea this was a thing. I wonder if I can get someone to carve something out of my cellulite? You could probably end up with a replica of Michelangelo’s David<\/em> just from my thighs, and have enough left over for a Lionel Richie bust<\/a> (which is totally apropos, since it was probably cream cheese dip that created the cellulite in the first place). Ah, the circle of life continues … <\/p>\n

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Placenta – $40<\/h2>\n
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My wife just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl and I have heard a lot about people taking the placenta and eating it. It really doesn’t sound that good to me, but we are strapped for cash and it is being properly refrigerated. Please email me if you’re interested, the doctor said it should last a few days. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Gah. No. Also, no. It’s a thing, I get it … but no. And I’m definitely not eating someone else’s. I’m also terrified that my Google history now has the phrase “eating placenta” in it — in all caps, no less, because I accidentally hit the caps lock button so now Google thinks that I REALLY WANT TO TRY eating placenta. No thank you — THAT circle of life is ending. <\/p>\n

Thanks, Lyle and Kristen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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