{"id":11765,"date":"2014-12-22T07:52:35","date_gmt":"2014-12-22T12:52:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11765"},"modified":"2014-12-21T21:56:43","modified_gmt":"2014-12-22T02:56:43","slug":"ysac-vol-1798-its-not-how-crazy-you-are-its-how-crazy-you-feel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11765","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1798: It’s not how crazy you are, it’s how crazy you feel."},"content":{"rendered":"

Over the years, we’ve done our best to take care of our single readers. Specifically, we’ve tried to make sure they thank their lucky stars every day for that status. To that end:<\/p>\n

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Single and looking for cuddle boddy – 37<\/h2>\n
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age : 37
\nI am 36. Single and looking for a cuddle boddy or a friend to hang out get to know as friends have a good time. My name is #### you text me
\nshow contact info
\nOkay In [location] any city s close by only. I am a good person trustful nice carving maybe something more in future see what can happen .<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This person’s interest in carvings would be terrifying, in the sense that maybe he’d do some carving on YOU after the ritual killing. Fortunately, he’s gotten a year younger just over the course of posting this ad, so the Benjamin Button syndrome’s probably eliminated the danger by now.<\/p>\n

Thanks for the post, SC!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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