{"id":1189,"date":"2009-02-15T08:23:13","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T13:23:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2009-04-28T00:23:39","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:23:39","slug":"ysac-vol-212-but-theyre-minty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1189","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 212: But they’re minty!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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$300 Methuen, MA. guy SEEKING TEMP ROOM RENTAL Orlando to TAMPA<\/h2>\n
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Seeking immediate room rental bcuz sleeping in the truck or hotel rooms isn’t my thing!<\/h2>\n

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$300 I’m seeking a honest ROOMATE\/quiet Clean ROOM to RENT. if you know anyone or anywhere that maybe available, Please advise me. NO GAY MEN<\/h2>\n

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NO GAY MEN since they are that ignorant and sick that they can’t control themselves nor interpret this ad correctly. This is an ad for a rental not gay sex! Do you sickos understand?<\/h2>\n

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I’m Straight up, Trustworthy, clean, genuine, soon 2b MSTR ELECTRICIAN, NON DRUG USER, NON Alcoholic, Highley responsible Guy who SEEKS ROOM\/ROOMATE ASAP. I’m quiet respectful person.<\/p>\n

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\nIm road Tech Electrician(& REHABBER\/Investor) that does contract work on the east coast for temp agencies till i get licensed and go independant. My mother is bipolar, snapped a carrot tonight and kicked me out. So thats the reason why!Hey we just dont see eye to eye.<\/p>\n

EMAIL MIKE Anthony A. ==>bronxboy[number]@yahoo.com call xxx-xxx-xxxx. TY people. My site www.[crappy single page “business” website preying on foreclosures].com<\/h4>\n

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\nUm, yeah. The bolding? That’s his. The spacing? Also his. The homophobia? Entirely his.<\/p>\n

And until the recent carrot-snapping incident (one can only imagine what that’s<\/em> a euphemism for), he lived with his mother.<\/p>\n

But he’s quiet and respectful, as long as you’re straight. <\/p>\n

Nice cat, though. This may be a real live example for the blog Cute Things with Douchebags<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

$300 Methuen, MA. guy SEEKING TEMP ROOM RENTAL Orlando to TAMPA Seeking immediate room rental bcuz sleeping in the truck or hotel rooms isn’t my thing! $300 I’m seeking a honest ROOMATE\/quiet Clean ROOM to RENT. if you know anyone or anywhere that maybe available, Please advise me. NO GAY MEN NO GAY MEN since […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[58,38],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rentals","tag-asshat","tag-humanity-is-doomed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1189"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1820,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions\/1820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}