{"id":1201,"date":"2009-02-25T08:30:49","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T13:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1201"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:37:17","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:37:17","slug":"ysac-vol-214-stimulus-package-needed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1201","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 222: Stimulus package needed."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Help Me&#8230; &#8211; m4w &#8211; 22 (MY pants)<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I am recently laid off from my job and feels like im going no where fast. Im lonely and horny. I would like to find a girl that will give me a bj if it leeds to more that is fine. I just need to get my rocks off. Respond with pics and then I will respond back to you with pics and info. Soooo&#8230;..please help me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>You know the economy is doomed when an unemployed 22-year-old is having trouble finding a girl willing to provide oral services with no strings attached. Back during the Internet Boom, there were free hummers galore. You didn&#8217;t even have to ask. Now? How far we have fallen. Oh, the humanity. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help Me&#8230; &#8211; m4w &#8211; 22 (MY pants) I am recently laid off from my job and feels like im going no where fast. Im lonely and horny. I would like to find a girl that will give me a bj if it leeds to more that is fine. I just need to get my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[23,38,43],"class_list":["post-1201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-classy","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1201"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2257,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1201\/revisions\/2257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}