{"id":1309,"date":"2009-03-04T08:27:15","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T13:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1309"},"modified":"2009-04-28T00:04:29","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:04:29","slug":"ysac-vol-229-pssst-hey-wanna-borrow-a-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1309","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 229: Pssst &#8230; hey! Wanna borrow a kid?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was posted in the m4w personals section:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Want a baby? Me too! &#8211; 28<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I know this may sound odd, but I&#8217;m being real. I want a kid. It tax time and I want to pay less and not play the let me borrow your kid game. If you are of age and think you can handle having a kid with me, then hit me up. Maybe we can have a relationship maybe not. We may not even get to that point but lets start with lunch and meet face to face. We can do a verbal and or written agreement about me taking care of our child. I know this seems like a crazy idea, but atleast this is a real honest ad on craigslist. let me know what you think.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nI can&#8217;t think of a better reason to have a child than to get a tax break. I mean, they don&#8217;t cost anything the <em>rest<\/em> of the year, so why not? It&#8217;s a win-win proposition.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, if he really wants a kid, maybe this will suffice:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Child for sale &#8211; $100<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Child Mannequin &#8211; about 4 ft. tall.  Good shape except missing two fingers.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1309 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/229.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/229-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/229a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/229a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nMaybe he could claim that his &#8220;child&#8221; is disabled and get an even bigger tax break. And maybe, if he buys enough <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1204\">illegal organs<\/a> off of Craigslist, eventually he can make a real child!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to ekkelly and Maria for the submissions!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was posted in the m4w personals section: Want a baby? Me too! &#8211; 28 I know this may sound odd, but I&#8217;m being real. I want a kid. It tax time and I want to pay less and not play the let me borrow your kid game. 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