{"id":1317,"date":"2009-03-05T08:08:07","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T13:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2009-04-28T00:04:28","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:04:28","slug":"ysac-vol-230-let-my-cameron-goooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1317","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 230: Let my Cameron goooooo …."},"content":{"rendered":"
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need to barrow a ferrari for date<\/h2>\n
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dont have too much to barter. i can fix things around your house or make a kick ass meatloaf. just need the ferrai for one night. promise i will try not to get oral sex in it.<\/p>\n

thanks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nHeather sends this in, saying, “They post it in “barter,” yet they admit they have nothing to barter. Oh, and how exactly does one “barrow” a Ferrari? It seems that “barrowing” carries a high chance of oral sex. Hm…”<\/p>\n

The wording of the “promise” is amusing, also. Notice that it’s not, “Promise I will not try<\/em> to get oral sex in it,” it’s “promise I will try NOT<\/em> to get oral sex in it.”<\/p>\n

In other words, there’s going to be so many people offering him oral sex that he will have to try really hard to avoid them all.<\/p>\n

This just has “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” written all over it. (Minus Cameron, which is too bad. Cameron is the heart of that movie. Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s about<\/em> Ferris, but Cameron is the only one who grows as a person and learns anything about himself over the course of the day. Plus it’s Alan Ruck, and he’s just cool.)<\/p>\n

Anyway, for those of you with Ferraris, this young man with nothing to offer you but breaded meat would like to barrow<\/em> your car, probably take it for a joyride, and try not to get oral sex in it. What could possibly go wrong with this plan?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

need to barrow a ferrari for date dont have too much to barter. i can fix things around your house or make a kick ass meatloaf. just need the ferrai for one night. promise i will try not to get oral sex in it. thanks Heather sends this in, saying, “They post it in “barter,” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[52,43],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1801,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions\/1801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}