{"id":1387,"date":"2009-03-28T08:46:16","date_gmt":"2009-03-28T11:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:34:37","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:34:37","slug":"ysac-vol-248","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1387","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 253: Well, that&#8217;s a shock."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Green Microfiber Sofa &#8211; $200<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Paid over $2400 new, but then my precious dog had an accident with the arm rest.  Easy fix!<br \/>\n$200 firm, no delivery<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1388\" title=\"248\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/248.jpg\" alt=\"248\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nDon&#8217;t you hate it when your dog <em>accidentally<\/em> shreds the armrest of your couch? I mean, there he goes about his doggy day, doing his doggy thing, and then all of a sudden, he trips and completely shreds the upholstery.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily it&#8217;s an easy fix that just involves reupholstering the entire couch.<\/p>\n<p>I hope the dog doesn&#8217;t &#8220;accidentally&#8221; shred the electrical cords that the owners have so thoughtfully left out and exposed right near the dog bed. I mean, it&#8217;s not like the dog has ever chewed on anything before, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Green Microfiber Sofa &#8211; $200 Paid over $2400 new, but then my precious dog had an accident with the arm rest. Easy fix! $200 firm, no delivery Don&#8217;t you hate it when your dog accidentally shreds the armrest of your couch? I mean, there he goes about his doggy day, doing his doggy thing, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[29,43],"class_list":["post-1387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1777,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions\/1777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}