{"id":1404,"date":"2009-03-30T08:09:53","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T11:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:34:34","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:34:34","slug":"ysac-vol-255-exactly-how-many-choirs-are-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1404","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 255: Exactly how many choirs are there?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>$1 Feamle roomy needed.<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I&#8217;m a Male in my 30&#8217;s, in need of a Female room mate, 19 to 27, Free rent and a car, keep the house clean and do the choirs. Plus a few things more ( Personal.)<br \/>\nNo Drugs, No Drama. U must send a Picture or a Myspace link.<br \/>\nI just don&#8217;t have the time to do anything. Just work too much.<br \/>\nTell me a bit about you, to insure it&#8217;s not spam mail.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nYou mean, more personal than <em>doing the choirs<\/em>? How many people are in each choir? I mean, if it&#8217;s the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;m going to be able to keep the house clean.<\/p>\n<p>I think this one needs a translation. Here&#8217;s how I&#8217;m reading it &#8212; anyone got a better translation?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a male in my 30s who is incapable of forming or maintaining a meaningful relationship. I&#8217;m looking for a female with low self-esteem who will act like my mother during the day and a sperm receptacle in the evenings. I will maintain that this is a business relationship so that when I get bored of you I can toss you away like garbage. Oh, but I&#8217;m shallow, so you should be hot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>$1 Feamle roomy needed. I&#8217;m a Male in my 30&#8217;s, in need of a Female room mate, 19 to 27, Free rent and a car, keep the house clean and do the choirs. Plus a few things more ( Personal.) No Drugs, No Drama. U must send a Picture or a Myspace link. I just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[58,23,47,33],"class_list":["post-1404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-asshat","tag-classy","tag-euphemisms","tag-translation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1775,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions\/1775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}