{"id":1413,"date":"2009-03-31T08:02:51","date_gmt":"2009-03-31T11:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1413"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:34:33","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:34:33","slug":"ysac-vol-256-granny-panties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1413","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 256: Granny panties!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Pantyhose &#8211; $7<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Cleaning out granny&#8217;s dresser and she had bunches of pantyhose, some are vintage! As you can see in the pic&#8230;. some have white or cream colored panties with a sandstone hose. One pair is more like a girdle top with hose attached. And one pair are dark sheer with the dark colored heel and toe that were probably back from the 1960&#8217;s!!! This pair is obviously been worn, the others look new, but I couldnt swear to it! Please note these are not for plus size people, granny was small and from the tags in the pantyhose they are mostly listed as average! There&#8217;s 11 pairs total for only $7 Cash only, pick up only!<\/p>\n<p>If this ad is still appearing&#8230;&#8230; then the item is still available. Dont clutter up my mailbox asking stupid questions like &#8220;Is it still available?&#8221; Especially 5 minutes after the ad appeared! Ill just delete the email w\/o answering it! I try to list all info with the ad including a picture. If I dont have one, then its not included, so dont write asking, &#8220;Do you have a picture?&#8221; Obviously I dont! Prices listed are what I would like to receive for an item, you&#8217;re welcome to write and make me a decent offer and I might accept it unless I list the price as &#8220;FIRM&#8221;! For the low ball offers, you know what you can do with them! Those will be deleted also! If you&#8217;re really interested in the item, write and tell me what day and time you would like to come out to purchase the item! And please show up when you say you will or email me to reschedule! My time is as valuable as yours and waiting for someone to show up is taking away from things I have to do.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1413 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=1444'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/250a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=1445'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/250b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=1446'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/250c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=1447'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/250d-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Phoebe sends this one in, saying, &#8220;Wow. I really love that this person is a) selling off granny&#8217;s pantyhose collection and b) spends more time basically telling interested parties to fuck off in one way or another than she does describing the pantyhose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I want to email this charming person and say, &#8220;Are they still available? Do you have pictures of the dark sheer pair? What size are they all? I&#8217;ll give you $3 for all of them, and I can show up sometime between Wednesday and two Thursdays from now.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m aware that some vintage lingerie is actually desirable. Dead Granny&#8217;s possibly-used pantyhose? I&#8217;m going to categorize that one under &#8220;ew.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pantyhose &#8211; $7 Cleaning out granny&#8217;s dresser and she had bunches of pantyhose, some are vintage! As you can see in the pic&#8230;. some have white or cream colored panties with a sandstone hose. One pair is more like a girdle top with hose attached. And one pair are dark sheer with the dark colored [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-1413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothing","tag-ew"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1413"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1774,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions\/1774"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}