{"id":1451,"date":"2009-03-25T08:45:24","date_gmt":"2009-03-25T11:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1451"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:34:43","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:34:43","slug":"ysac-vol-250","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1451","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 250: Iw4mW,B III: They start early these days."},"content":{"rendered":"
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I will begin by saying please since I have posted a picture of myself – w4m – 21<\/h2>\n
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I will begin by saying please since I have posted a picture of myself if you have not then sorry I am not interested as I will not respond to any inquires unless you have a pic. o now a little something about myself I am a women that just wants to have fun and enjoy life with someone. I enjoy the outdoors expecially in the spring and summer. The beach is where I go to relax nothing better then sitting with someone by the water listening to the waves in the night, along with a nice bottle of wine. I also love going to the pool and relaxing in the sun with a good book and my music playing. I am a sports nut so would like to find someone that enjoys them as much as I do. I a a very a simple women that wants to enjoy life with that special person. I love cuddling on the couch and watching a good movie. I am a very afficated person and would like to find someone that can make me laugh and enjoy having fun. I am very lucky and have 2 wonderful daughter and 3 granddaughters that are very important to me. Not into all that game playing and drama that goes on now a days. I am not looking for someone to take care of me as I can do that for myself. I want someone that is my equal. Loves to laugh so looking if you have a good sense of humour that is great. There are so many thing I have not seen or done would like to find someone to explore all these things with me. Please since I have posted a picture if you have not then sorry I am not interested.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

…. aaaaannnnd, you guessed it — there was no picture posted with the ad.<\/p>\n

Plus, I’m having some math issues: if she’s claiming she’s 21 and has “2 wonderful daughter and 3 granddaughters” …<\/p>\n

Wednesday bonus ad!<\/p>\n

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only if you want too – 24<\/h2>\n
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Very attractive female looking for a fun interesting guy. Recently divorced after five years with two girls so this dating thing is so new. All I’ve met are guys who just want to sleep with me because of my looks so I’ve decided to look for a guy who would love to spoil a young beautiful women. In no way am i looking for sexual encounters in exchange for cash. I just want a older guy (I’m 24) who would love to enjoyed a passionate, fun loving, down to earth chick in their spare time and wouldn’t mind spoiling with beautiful gifts, time, and friendship. If interested send pic for pic<\/p>\n

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\nTo sum it up. companionship without a relationship but be willing to spoil me. d\/d free pls<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sent in by Elaysha, who says, “To sum it up: I want someone who will treat me like the spoiled little daddy’s girl I was before I decided to rebel and get married at 19 (after being knocked up of course). In addition, I want them to ignore my commanding ego and my not-so-commanding grasp of the English language.<\/p>\n

I just have to wonder…how selfish does one have to be to be looking for someone to spoil her lazy self<\/em> but makes no mention of spoiling her girls?”<\/p>\n

Sounds like someone wants a sugar daddy, no? <\/p>\n

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I will begin by saying please since I have posted a picture of myself – w4m – 21 I will begin by saying please since I have posted a picture of myself if you have not then sorry I am not interested as I will not respond to any inquires unless you have a pic. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[7,9],"class_list":["post-1451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1451"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1780,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions\/1780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}