{"id":1521,"date":"2009-03-27T08:23:40","date_gmt":"2009-03-27T11:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1521"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:34:39","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:34:39","slug":"ysac-vol-252-i-think-shes-on-the-way-to-the-second-circle-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1521","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 252: Iw4mW,B V: I think she&#8217;s on the way to the second circle, too."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Friday installment of w4m week is brought to you in conjunction with the lovely and talented <a href=\"http:\/\/datewrecks.blogspot.com\/\">Date Wrecks<\/a>, who has been very patient with me for infringing on her territory all week long. Thanks, Jami! <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Sugar Lips Sharon Wants YOU!!!! &#8211; 39<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Easy going, loving, blonde bomb shell. Loves to give and recieve \ud83d\ude09 anything goes with this wild child. Lick in the front poke her in the back is my life motto. Also for the guys with wifes and girlfriends just remember EATING AIN&#8217;T CHEATIN!<br \/>\nSend me an email if you are interested. Looking to do something soon!<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1521 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/sharon1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/sharon1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/sharon2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"127\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/sharon2-150x127.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/sharon3.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/sharon3-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/sharon4.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/sharon4-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nLet me count the ways in which I am appalled and horrified by this.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>You have two pictures of yourself on the toilet, and one picture of your ass. None of them are particularly attractive pictures of you, you realize, although I&#8217;m taking some comfort in the fact that you know to wash your hands.<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t get the &#8220;liquor in the front, poker in the rear&#8221; saying correct, even though it&#8217;s your &#8220;life motto&#8221;. You know, some people have mottos like &#8220;Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing&#8221; (Helen Keller). Just saying. <\/li>\n<li>Seriously, honey, if you&#8217;re going to use cheesy phrases to illustrate how slutty you are, at least get <em>one<\/em> of them right. Either include both &#8216;g&#8217;s or drop both: &#8220;eating ain&#8217;t cheating&#8221; OR &#8220;eatin&#8217; ain&#8217;t cheatin&#8217;. Pick one.<\/li>\n<li>You are not only wearing, but prominently displaying, a religious icon. Now, I&#8217;m not particularly religious, but isn&#8217;t one of the primary tenets of the religion that icon symbolizes something like &#8220;thou shalt not propose oral sex upon married men with a vulgar rhyme&#8221;?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>It&#8217;s official: humanity is doomed. The first sign of the impending cultural apocalypse was <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.warnerbros.com\/misscongeniality2\/\">Miss Congeniality II: Armed and Fabulous<\/a>, followed closely by the indisputable second sign, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/disney\/beverlyhillschihuahua\/trailer2_small.html\">Beverly Hills Chihuahua<\/a>. [Warning: one of those links contains sound and video. Your guess as to which!] This Craigslist ad is surely the third sign.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Friday installment of w4m week is brought to you in conjunction with the lovely and talented Date Wrecks, who has been very patient with me for infringing on her territory all week long. Thanks, Jami! Sugar Lips Sharon Wants YOU!!!! &#8211; 39 Easy going, loving, blonde bomb shell. 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