{"id":1537,"date":"2009-04-02T00:00:24","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T03:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1537"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:34:31","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:34:31","slug":"ysac-vol-258-its-no-virgin-mary-grilled-cheese-sandwich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1537","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 258: It&#8217;s no Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was posted in &#8220;general&#8221;. I suppose it&#8217;s because Craigslist doesn&#8217;t have a section for &#8220;miracles and revelations&#8221;.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>GOD MAKING ADAM\u2026 &#8211; $500000<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>A WATER STAINED CEILING TILE FROM A BROKERN WATER PIPE<br \/>\nON THIS EARTH \u2026GOD MAKING ADAM\u2026<\/p>\n<p>STARTING BID $500,000.00 OR HIGHEST BIDDER<\/p>\n<p>CALLS ONLY TO xxx-xxx-xxxx<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1538 alignleft\" title=\"adam\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/adam.jpg\" alt=\"adam\" width=\"300\" height=\"194\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Um. I think we&#8217;ve found the seventh wonder of the <em>stupid<\/em> world.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, it&#8217;s probably the sixth wonder. The seventh wonder will be that someone will probably buy this from him.<\/p>\n<p>*goes off to smash some water pipes*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was posted in &#8220;general&#8221;. I suppose it&#8217;s because Craigslist doesn&#8217;t have a section for &#8220;miracles and revelations&#8221;. GOD MAKING ADAM\u2026 &#8211; $500000 A WATER STAINED CEILING TILE FROM A BROKERN WATER PIPE ON THIS EARTH \u2026GOD MAKING ADAM\u2026 STARTING BID $500,000.00 OR HIGHEST BIDDER CALLS ONLY TO xxx-xxx-xxxx Um. I think we&#8217;ve found the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[29,11,42],"class_list":["post-1537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-wtf","tag-zen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1537"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1541,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions\/1541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}