{"id":1542,"date":"2009-04-06T08:40:41","date_gmt":"2009-04-06T11:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1542"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:32:12","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:32:12","slug":"ysac-vol-262-todays-lesson-the-singulare-tantum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1542","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 262: Today&#8217;s lesson &#8212; the singulare tantum."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>FREE UNDERWEARS!!!<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>anyboody want some free underwears? i got 9 mens large breefs. desent shape, no big holes, no skid marks. i didtn wear them hardly much and dont fit no more. my loose is you&#8217;re gain!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1543\" title=\"257\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/257.jpg\" alt=\"257\" width=\"300\" height=\"164\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Juliet sends this one in, saying, &#8220;I do like the variety of underwear displayed. You have the leg-hugging shorts, lots of basic black (it&#8217;s always chic, a man&#8217;s version of the little black dress), and the\u00a0 velour couch-print speedo-style; but my favourite for sure are the beigey-pinky briefs. It doesn&#8217;t get any sexier than those. And no skid marks? How awesome is that? Cuz, when I want free underwears, skid marks are a dealbreaker. So are big holes, although I don&#8217;t mind a few small ones. One has to have standards when it comes to free underwears. I can&#8217;t just take just any free underwears from just anyboody. And best of all, their loose is my gain! How can anyoone pass up such a great offer?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yup, that about covers it. Unlike those leopard-print speedos.<\/p>\n<p>Is it really geeky of me to be amused that the phrase <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Plurale_tantum\">singulare tantum<\/a> has a plural form? Yeah, I thought so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FREE UNDERWEARS!!! anyboody want some free underwears? i got 9 mens large breefs. desent shape, no big holes, no skid marks. i didtn wear them hardly much and dont fit no more. my loose is you&#8217;re gain! Juliet sends this one in, saying, &#8220;I do like the variety of underwear displayed. You have the leg-hugging [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[29,25,4,7],"class_list":["post-1542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-ow-my-eyes","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1542"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1768,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions\/1768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}