{"id":1698,"date":"2009-04-27T08:52:17","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T11:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1698"},"modified":"2009-04-29T19:09:49","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T22:09:49","slug":"ysac-vol-284-short-sweet-and-utterly-inexplicable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1698","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 284: Short, sweet, and utterly inexplicable."},"content":{"rendered":"

Potentially NSFW or children — it depends on how your workplace\/child feels about bits of the female anatomy in bold capital letters and discussions of oral sex (or the lack of it). (No pictures.)
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I am hungry for LABIA – 44<\/h2>\n
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One Night Stand is not accpet, I want more than ONE. I am looking for 40’s Hairless and CLEAN for Great Wet Eachother. I do shaving your.
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Translation: I have a very<\/em> specific fetish, and will probably not be able to perform sexually unless we address my fetish each and every time.<\/p>\n

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its me – 57<\/h2>\n
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hi guys,im a retired widow ,handicap somewhat.im seeking the right guy that wants me for what i am ,,not what they can make me.im of baptist faith,do not believe in oral,so if u r interested write me,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nOkay, I’m not Baptist, so can someone point me towards the Baptist doctrine that discusses the existence\/morality (or lack thereof) of oral sex? Do Baptists have a different set of commandments than the rest of Christianity? Is there one in there that says something like, “Thou shalt not fall on your knees”?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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