{"id":1848,"date":"2009-05-03T08:17:45","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T11:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1848"},"modified":"2009-04-29T19:09:33","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T22:09:33","slug":"ysac-vol-290-it-gets-a-65-from-the-romanian-judge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1848","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 290: It gets a 6.5 from the Romanian judge."},"content":{"rendered":"

These two entries are both from the same metropolitan area:<\/p>\n

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student wants to learn doggi style<\/h2>\n
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I want to learn to do doggies with style…..and perhaps photography<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

My desperate hope that this was someone asking for instruction on pet grooming were dashed when I realized that this post came from the “Adult Gigs” section.<\/p>\n

As does this:<\/p>\n

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private lap dancers wanted<\/h2>\n
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big breast and boobs a plus no exp. nessacary<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nThis guy’s demanding — he wants a big breast AND boobs. I’m no slouch in the boobs department, but I don’t also have a big breast, so I guess I’m out. If the boobs don’t have to be big, we could set him up with these boobs<\/a>. That might teach him to be a little more specific.<\/p>\n

Thanks, oliveees, for ruining my faith in humanity just a little bit more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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