{"id":1863,"date":"2009-04-30T08:17:18","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T11:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1863"},"modified":"2009-04-30T02:06:07","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T05:06:07","slug":"ysac-vol-287-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1863","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 287: Clearly they mean April 31st."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"free-blowdry-style-la-craigslist\"<\/p>\n

For those of you with bad eyes, here’s the relevant text of the ad:<\/p>\n

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Free blowdry and style this Saturday! (Los Angeles)<\/h2>\n
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Come in this today, April 39th, for a free style and blow dry with Brooklyn at Shampoo.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nElle sends in this screenshot, saying, “This woman is obviously a devious marketer — grab people with the bait of a free offer, then completely confuse them as to when, if ever, the promotion will be held. Customers will show up, she’ll insist they came on the wrong day but wrangle them into the chair anyway and charge them far too much.”<\/p>\n

They’ve since “fixed” the ad:<\/p>\n

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Free blowdry and style this Friday! (Los Angeles)<\/h2>\n
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Come in this Friday, April 30th, for a free style and blow dry with Brooklyn at Shampoo.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

<\/p>\n

\nWell, that’s cleared that<\/em> up, then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For those of you with bad eyes, here’s the relevant text of the ad: Free blowdry and style this Saturday! (Los Angeles) Come in this today, April 39th, for a free style and blow dry with Brooklyn at Shampoo. Elle sends in this screenshot, saying, “This woman is obviously a devious marketer — grab people […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[38,9],"class_list":["post-1863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1863"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1887,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1863\/revisions\/1887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}