{"id":1889,"date":"2009-05-06T08:06:15","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T11:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1889"},"modified":"2009-05-01T21:29:20","modified_gmt":"2009-05-02T00:29:20","slug":"ysac-vol-293-kids-would-ask-for-it-by-name-if-they-knew-what-the-hell-it-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1889","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 293: Kids would ask for it by name if they knew what the hell it was."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This one was in the European Craigslist, but is just as inexplicable as the posts in the US:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Velvet Ovlatine &#8211; EUR22 (SG)<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Hand make version of this velvet drink, ready for the ripe drinking. I got the powder, just need to milk to mix with it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone in the area that wants to share the mix, please reply. Oh and I think we could use a harpoon to help mix it.<br \/>\nRemember &#8211; english is my 2nd language &#8211; beauty marks, and moles come first.<\/p>\n<p>All trades plus shipping and handling. BYOB.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1890\" title=\"293\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/293.jpg\" alt=\"293\" width=\"289\" height=\"203\" \/>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nI think I speak for many, many people when I say, &#8220;&#8230; what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lotte sends this one in, saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m not even sure if this is a really subtle ad for some casual encounter of some sorts. The Ovaltine is hand-made, and it also says: I got the powder, just need TO milk to mix with it. Milking what, I just shudder to think really. Not to mention the harpoon reference. Plus a reference to beauty marks and moles AND the fact that the ad was placed under &#8216;barter&#8217;. Maybe Ovlatine is a whole other thing than Ovaltine. You know what I mean? *nudge nudge* *wink wink*&#8230;.Now I feel sick.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one was in the European Craigslist, but is just as inexplicable as the posts in the US: Velvet Ovlatine &#8211; EUR22 (SG) Hand make version of this velvet drink, ready for the ripe drinking. I got the powder, just need to milk to mix with it. Anyone in the area that wants to share [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[47,11,42],"class_list":["post-1889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-euphemisms","tag-wtf","tag-zen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1889"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1896,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889\/revisions\/1896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}