{"id":1913,"date":"2009-05-09T08:29:28","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T11:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1913"},"modified":"2009-05-09T09:44:12","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T12:44:12","slug":"ysac-vol-296","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1913","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 296: The line forms to the right."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>looking for the perfect woman &#8211; 28<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>im a single dad looking for a well off woman with a career, and a nice house. You must not have a problem being the primary breadwinner. I enjoy traveling so earning enough to do that frequently is a must. Im a nice guy love to hang out and just relax. Im 28, i cant cook, clean, or do laundry. Perhaps i could learn. I&#8217;m very efficient on a computer, and xbox. I have no formal education, and I enjoy to drink. Dont do any drugs, so dont worry about that. If you are interested we could set up and interview, and see if your right for the job.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nTranslation: I&#8217;m looking for someone who can support me in the manner in which I wish to become accustomed.<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness he doesn&#8217;t do drugs, so that won&#8217;t get in the way of his not doing anything else around the house but drinking and playing xbox games.<\/p>\n<p>Also, maybe it&#8217;s just me, but it seems to me that if you&#8217;re looking to become a kept man, shouldn&#8217;t you be the one being <em>interviewed<\/em>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>looking for the perfect woman &#8211; 28 im a single dad looking for a well off woman with a career, and a nice house. You must not have a problem being the primary breadwinner. I enjoy traveling so earning enough to do that frequently is a must. Im a nice guy love to hang out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[33,9],"class_list":["post-1913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-translation","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1913"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2282,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions\/2282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}