{"id":1923,"date":"2009-05-12T08:33:27","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T11:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1923"},"modified":"2009-05-02T17:26:52","modified_gmt":"2009-05-02T20:26:52","slug":"ysac-vol-299-absorbent-and-yellow-and-porous-is-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1923","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 299: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Beef Jerky that looks like USA map &#8211; $50<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>It is a vacuum sealed package of beef jerky that resembles a map of the USA, without Florida. See picture.  <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1924\" title=\"296\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/296.jpg\" alt=\"296\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nOh, goody! I&#8217;ll put it right next to my<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1537\"> Sistine Chapel ceiling tile<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you turn it on its side, it sort of looks like an obscene SpongeBob Squarepants, too.<\/p>\n<p>Sent in by Becci &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beef Jerky that looks like USA map &#8211; $50 It is a vacuum sealed package of beef jerky that resembles a map of the USA, without Florida. See picture. Oh, goody! I&#8217;ll put it right next to my Sistine Chapel ceiling tile. If you turn it on its side, it sort of looks like an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[29,43],"class_list":["post-1923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1923"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1928,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions\/1928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}