{"id":1935,"date":"2009-05-14T08:48:42","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T11:48:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1935"},"modified":"2009-05-02T17:55:37","modified_gmt":"2009-05-02T20:55:37","slug":"ysac-vol-301-maiesiophiliasshat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1935","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 301: Maiesiophiliasshat"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Young and pregnant? &#8211; m4w &#8211; 32<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Did the baby&#8217;s father leave you? Do you have no where to turn? About to be kicked out of your home?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking for a pregnant girl to take care of. I want to date you during the term of your pregnancy. Come live with me and I&#8217;ll take care of you and make sure that all your needs are met. You won&#8217;t have to work or worry about anything! After the baby is born, I&#8217;ll set you up to get a decent start in life.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, this is under romantic relationship, which is what I want .I&#8217;m serious, hope you are as well.<br \/>\nTell me about your circumstances: age, how far along you are, etc.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Translation: I have a fetish for young pregnant girls because they have already exhibited poor judgment and have nobody around to tell them that this is a spectacularly bad idea.<\/p>\n<p>*shudder*<\/p>\n<p>Megan sent this one in &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Young and pregnant? &#8211; m4w &#8211; 32 Did the baby&#8217;s father leave you? Do you have no where to turn? About to be kicked out of your home? I&#8217;m looking for a pregnant girl to take care of. I want to date you during the term of your pregnancy. Come live with me and I&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[58,10,33],"class_list":["post-1935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-asshat","tag-slimy","tag-translation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1935"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1937,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1935\/revisions\/1937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}