{"id":1938,"date":"2009-05-15T08:03:35","date_gmt":"2009-05-15T11:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1938"},"modified":"2009-05-13T00:57:36","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T03:57:36","slug":"ysac-vol-302","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1938","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 302: Well, that&#8217;s disturbing."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>spencer mason &#8211; w4m &#8211; 20<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>hey spencer.. if you&#8217;re reading this&#8230; just wanted to say hello&#8230; and stuff and yeah we moved to santa clara from san jose.. everythings cool here&#8230;finish your studies and get the fuck back into the states. cuz i miss jerking you off in the woods..or at crazy places&#8230; hope you read this&#8230;write back..<br \/>\nlots of love&#8230;<br \/>\nmom and son<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m attaching a pic of buddy.. he&#8217;s at 50 lbs. now<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1939\" title=\"302\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/302.jpg\" alt=\"302\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s just a typical love letter, right? You know, the usual &#8212; hello, stuff, we moved, I miss jerking you off, write back, love &#8230; <em>and then you get to the signature<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, as Charlene points out, it&#8217;s probably a nickname for his girlfriend and their pet, &#8220;Buddy&#8221;, but STILL. I don&#8217;t know about the rest of you, but if a letter contains the phrase &#8220;jerking you off in the woods,&#8221; I personally wouldn&#8217;t want the word &#8220;Mom&#8221; being used anywhere near that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>spencer mason &#8211; w4m &#8211; 20 hey spencer.. if you&#8217;re reading this&#8230; just wanted to say hello&#8230; and stuff and yeah we moved to santa clara from san jose.. everythings cool here&#8230;finish your studies and get the fuck back into the states. cuz i miss jerking you off in the woods..or at crazy places&#8230; hope [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[23,38,25,61,67],"class_list":["post-1938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-classy","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-tmi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1938"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2294,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938\/revisions\/2294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}