I have no problem with fetishes in general. Sometimes people send me perfectly well-written listings for fetishes like spanking or bondage or S\/M — I don’t post these, because as far as I’m concerned, whatever two consenting adults want to do in the privacy of their own home is fine by me.<\/p>\n
These entries deal with a particular fetish that might strike some as odd, but a search reveals that this is a pretty common request on Craigslist. I’m not posting them because I think the fetish is weird; I’m posting them because they’re textbook examples of how not<\/em> to post fetish requests. Carry on.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hello, are you a mom who is making too much milk? I know it can be very painful if it’s not released. I would love to assist you in that process. I’ve had a fetish for breast milk for a long time. Looking to help a lactating mother out,. Can be strickly a relief thing and nothing more. Or if your interested in persuing a more romantic and naughty arrangement that is acceptible too but seeking to help you relieve your stress. I’m a 41 year old male. Very safe, clean and discreet. If you could use the help and looking for someone who would relish the opportunity to assist you then drop me a line. Have a great day<\/p><\/blockquote>\n What amuses me about this one is the philanthropic approach. “I know this can be a problem for you, so I will give of myself to help YOU out. Oh, by the way, I have a lactating fetish, but this isn’t about me, it’s about YOU.”<\/p>\n And then there’s this guy:<\/p>\n ok im a freak or whatever you want to call me but i really want to sucle milk from the boosum please let me i will do what ever you want to thank you for such an honor<\/p><\/blockquote>\n So it’s a sad testament to society that this guy has to begin his ad that way, but the lack of punctuation, capitalization, grammar, and creative spelling of suckle<\/em> and bosom<\/em> are an even sadder testament.<\/p>\n weird request… I know….. but i’ll be honest.. it really turned me on when my partner was lactating and i could drink from her breasts.. looking for someone that would be willing to get together to play in the afternoons (on going) and a few evenings next week.<\/p>\n you can be married or single obviously you had to have been pregnant….. I am an educated, clean cut and need to be very discreet about this. please describe yourself and what you like to do..<\/p>\n hope to hear from you<\/p><\/blockquote>\n And again, just in case anyone is wondering … “need to be very discreet” means “I’m married”. Getting together to “play in the afternoons (ongoing)” means that his partner\/wife works; “a few evenings next week” means that she already has plans those nights so he thinks he can get away with it.<\/p>\n Thanks to Jian and Marissa for the posts!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I have no problem with fetishes in general. Sometimes people send me perfectly well-written listings for fetishes like spanking or bondage or S\/M — I don’t post these, because as far as I’m concerned, whatever two consenting adults want to do in the privacy of their own home is fine by me. These entries deal […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[6,61,7],"class_list":["post-1964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-disingenuous","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1964"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1965,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964\/revisions\/1965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
((Milking Mothers wanted, let me help you with your stress)) – 41<\/h2>\n
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are you lactating? – m4w – 31<\/h2>\n
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anyone lactating? – m4w – 34<\/h2>\n
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