{"id":217,"date":"2008-09-10T22:30:08","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T02:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=217"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:12:23","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:12:23","slug":"ysac-vol-xxxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. XXXI"},"content":{"rendered":"
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MONKEY TISSUE HOLDER – $150<\/h2>\n
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The “Monkey Tissue Holder” features the ‘Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil’ monkeys sitting one on top of the other. The stick is a plunger on the top of the monkey’s head and will hold up to 3 rolls of toilet paper and the bottom monkey holds a single roll. This statue makes a great addtion to any powder room. The orginal price is $175, selling it at $150 but negotiable. Thanks
\nFeatures: Height: 32 inches Width: 10 inches Depth: 8 inches Holds up to 4 rolls of toilet paper<\/p>\n

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\nClassy.<\/p>\n

You know what’s even better? The person couldn’t be bothered to write their own description; it’s copied from here<\/a> (including the misspelling of the word “addition”), where we also find out that the “original price” of $175 is in Canadian<\/em> dollars.<\/p>\n

It’s also available here<\/a> for $146 or here<\/a> for $122.40. Just in case anyone out there really wants one. Don’t say I never did anything for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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