{"id":2289,"date":"2009-05-21T08:40:21","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T11:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2289"},"modified":"2009-05-13T01:03:53","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T04:03:53","slug":"ysac-vol-308-let-me-tell-ya-about-the-birds-and-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2289","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 308: Let me tell ya about the birds and the &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>selling ford truck &#8211; $1200<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>$1200 obo this has been a good truck for me but i have to sell it because i cant ever get to it with all of the bees around it they have been in and around it for almost 2 months now and i havent been able to get near 5 feet or else i get stung and im sick of it i still have welts from months ago stingings and i cant even get to work because i cant get to my truck so i have to sell it test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees  <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2290\" title=\"308\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/308.jpg\" alt=\"308\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nSara and Geoff both sent this one in. Sara points out that apparently bee stings cause a lack of punctuation.<\/p>\n<p>I really &#8230; just &#8230; wow. If anyone has always wanted a truck that has had thousands of bees living in it for months, here&#8217;s your opportunity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>selling ford truck &#8211; $1200 $1200 obo this has been a good truck for me but i have to sell it because i cant ever get to it with all of the bees around it they have been in and around it for almost 2 months now and i havent been able to get near [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[38,61,52,9],"class_list":["post-2289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-trucks","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2289"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2292,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2289\/revisions\/2292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}