{"id":2334,"date":"2009-05-26T08:32:33","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T11:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2334"},"modified":"2009-05-25T11:46:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-25T14:46:55","slug":"ysac-vol-313-then-again-fergie-is-probably-a-spawn-of-satan-as-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2334","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 313: Then again, Fergie is probably a spawn of Satan as well."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>FREE FEMALE BLACK LAB<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>WE HAVE A 5 YEAR OLD FEMALE BLACK LAB &#8220;FERGIE&#8221; THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO FIND A GREAT HOME. WE GOT HER BECAUSE FRIENDS HOUSE BURNT DOWN AND SHE WAS DISPLACED AND THEY NEEDED TO GET HER A HOME. SHE IS SUPER SWEET AND HATE TO GET RID OF HER BUT SHE HAS STARTED KILLING OUR NEIGHBORS AS WELL AS OUR CHICKENS. WE HATE TO KEEP HER IN A PEN ALL THE TIME. SHE WEIGHS ABOUT 80 POUNDS AND LOVES TO SIT IN YOUR LAP, SHE IS GREAT WITH CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN HER PLEASE CALL STEPHANIE AT 843-xxx-xxxx.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This dog sounds a bit problematic. First she burnt down your friend&#8217;s house (I&#8217;m conjecturing there, but it seems like a reasonable conclusion to me), and now she&#8217;s killing your neighbors and your chickens? And yet, you say she&#8217;s good with children? (As long as the children don&#8217;t taste like chicken, I&#8217;m assuming.)<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;d have to rename this dog Cerberus.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for sending this in, Katie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FREE FEMALE BLACK LAB WE HAVE A 5 YEAR OLD FEMALE BLACK LAB &#8220;FERGIE&#8221; THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO FIND A GREAT HOME. WE GOT HER BECAUSE FRIENDS HOUSE BURNT DOWN AND SHE WAS DISPLACED AND THEY NEEDED TO GET HER A HOME. SHE IS SUPER SWEET AND HATE TO GET RID OF HER BUT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-2334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farm-garden","tag-maybe-its-just-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2334"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2336,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions\/2336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}