{"id":2338,"date":"2009-05-31T08:59:39","date_gmt":"2009-05-31T11:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2338"},"modified":"2009-05-27T01:21:44","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T04:21:44","slug":"ysac-vol-318-i-steal-mufflers-can-i-still-apply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2338","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 318: I steal mufflers — can I still apply?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Black Widow Milking Specialist<\/h2>\n
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Well It looks like it’s come to do this Guys, The Goverment has ran out of Guinie pigs<\/p>\n

You should consider this postion if normal people consider you different,
\nAll people are normal until you get to know them!!<\/p>\n

To my fellow “___________________” professionals. C’mon Admit it,
\nDo you want to give up Sign waving, picking up bottles and cans,
\njumping on the light rail without paying. Do you want to give up
\nholding out a sign on busy street medians hoping to get hit,
\nthen suing the driver? Are you tired of telling people you have a job
\nwhen in fact all you do is stealing Catalytic Converters.
\nWould you, Should you for good, if you could ?<\/p>\n

If you would like a way to supplement or to totally replace your current
\nincome, and maybe I could convince you to try something a little different !!<\/p>\n

If you have Ph-d from Kindergarten you might need to contact me
\nIf You Haven’t found a job, since my last CL ad you need to contact me
\nIf you are a single-mom or stay-at-home person you might need to contact me
\nIf you are non-minority or a part of a major minority you might need to contact me
\nIf you are physically disabled or slightly mentally disabled you might need to contact me
\nIf you take a shower at the skate board park bathroom sinks you might need to contact me
\nIf you are under-employed, over-employed, or unhappily employed you might need to contact me
\nIf you are an non-English speaker or born and raised here and still can’t speak right, you might need to contact me<\/p>\n

Contact me for Date and time on the next hiring seminar.<\/p>\n

[location], Sacramento Ca 95833-3508<\/p>\n

([directions], North to the Univ Of Phoniex Bldg)<\/p>\n

Bring
\n1. A Collared Shirt (women you know what I mean)
\n2. Bring no money, you won’t need it
\nLadies and everyone reading this. Minorities, Students, Retired are highly encouraged to attend.
\nThis is the most Equal OPP you will ever get !!
\nxxx-xxx-xxxx (Call me anytime 24 hours)
\nxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nBest I can tell from a little googling, the address leads to a school for crane operators. It might have been useful for him to say that. Instead he spends the ad insulting his potential recruits and then misspelling the name of the location. (Maybe one of his pitches should have been, “If you can’t spell University of Phoenix, you might need to contact me.”)<\/p>\n

What does it say about me that every time I see “Equal OPP” the first thing that goes through my head is, “Yeah, you know me!”<\/p>\n

Thanks for sending this one in, Heather!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Black Widow Milking Specialist Well It looks like it’s come to do this Guys, The Goverment has ran out of Guinie pigs You should consider this postion if normal people consider you different, All people are normal until you get to know them!! To my fellow “___________________” professionals. C’mon Admit it, Do you want to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[38,61,7,11],"class_list":["post-2338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc-jobs","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2338"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2406,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338\/revisions\/2406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}