{"id":2346,"date":"2009-05-29T08:39:22","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T11:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2346"},"modified":"2009-05-25T13:07:18","modified_gmt":"2009-05-25T16:07:18","slug":"ysac-vol-316-if-she-was-an-alien-id-adopt-her-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2346","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 316: If she WAS an alien, I&#8217;d adopt her, but &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Rare long haired black chiwawa<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Jackie-o is her name she is going on 6 months old. she is very  friendly loving and potty trained. Also knows how it sit. i have been working  with her to fetch which she will when not distracted and also been teaching her  cry when somthing is wrong. she is not spayed for i did not know if i wanted to  do that to her. i was figureing i would give her the choice after her first  period.<\/p>\n<div>(which she has not had yet)<\/p>\n<p>I am looking for a family home  for her. she loves kids and is even great with babies. for she has been around  my god daughter who was born three days after jackie. i am asking a rehoming fee  for her to know that she will be loved for ever. I wish i could take her with me  but i am moving almost three thousand miles away and my house is unfortanly not  pet friendly. \ud83d\ude41 if you have any questions feel free to email me. a recent  photo is below how ever i took it with my cell so her eyes look bright,(she is  not alien) And like i said before jackie-0 is a rare long haired loving black  chi-wa-wa.<\/p><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2347\" title=\"316\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/316.jpg\" alt=\"316\" width=\"221\" height=\"166\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><div>LeAna sends this one in, saying, &#8220;First of all, black longhaired chihuahuas are not rare. Second &#8212; she was going to let the dog decide whether to be spayed? Oh, and don&#8217;t you worry, she&#8217;s not an alien, it&#8217;s just my crappy cell camera &#8230;&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>And &#8230; really? Chiwawa? I mean, I realize that chihuahua is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=554\">sort of difficult to spell<\/a>, but I think I&#8217;m going to have to invoke my &#8220;if you can&#8217;t spell it, you don&#8217;t deserve to own the breed&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=915\">rule<\/a>.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rare long haired black chiwawa Jackie-o is her name she is going on 6 months old. she is very friendly loving and potty trained. Also knows how it sit. i have been working with her to fetch which she will when not distracted and also been teaching her cry when somthing is wrong. she is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[29,38,7],"class_list":["post-2346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2346"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2348,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346\/revisions\/2348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}