{"id":2349,"date":"2009-05-30T10:51:12","date_gmt":"2009-05-30T13:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2349"},"modified":"2009-05-30T10:54:53","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T13:54:53","slug":"ysac-vol-317-id-go-to-see-the-droors-wouldnt-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2349","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 317: I’d go to see “The Droors”, wouldn’t you?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Chest of Droors and a big fake Plant<\/h2>\n
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I put this out after the garbage man came by so it will be there for you. Out in the alley, a white chest of droors, but a couple droors are missing, otherwise, it’s made of real wood. There’s also one of those big fake Ficus Trees you see in almost any North Dallas apartment living room corner.
\n[address] …. The street is a cul-de-sac and the house is on the circle.<\/p>\n

I’ll try to delete this as soon as it gets picked up, or if you’re on your way, send me an email and I’ll take the post down. It’s 2:32pm.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This is my lucky day! A chest of droors with a couple droors missing and a generic fake ficus tree like everyone else in the world has! I’ve hit the suburban-classy decorating motherlode! (Well, okay, I’m still looking for that French Prudential<\/a> chest of droors — that will be the pi\u00e8ce de r\u00e9sistance<\/em>.)<\/p>\n

Sarah sent this one in saying, “I am shocked that someone could be so illiterate.” She obviously hasn’t spent a lot of time on this blog yet, so let’s help her feel better — at least it wasn’t chester droors<\/em>. Nobody could ever make that<\/em> mistake, right?<\/p>\n

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chester droors,9 droor dresser and mirror – $250<\/h2>\n
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All Medium oak, Great condition, Moving must sell, I live in moore oklahoma my name is MARK give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx no emails please
\n(A GREAT DEAL AT 250)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh. Never mind. That didn’t exactly make things better, did it?<\/p>\n

I’ll be over in the corner weeping at the demise of the English language if you need me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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