{"id":2352,"date":"2009-05-27T08:42:29","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T11:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2352"},"modified":"2009-05-27T01:21:12","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T04:21:12","slug":"ysac-vol-314-her-name-is-rio-and-she-needs-to-have-huge-cans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2352","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 314: Her name is Rio, and she needs to have huge cans &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Cover Band Seeks Hot Female Keyboardist w\/ Giant Cans!!<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Yup&#8230;you read correctly. We are a killer 80&#8217;s cover band and if you think you fit&#8230;that would be sweet!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, maybe I&#8217;m crazy, but given that a lot of music from the 80s was primarily synth-based, wouldn&#8217;t you be more concerned with whether your keyboard player was <em>competent<\/em> instead of hot and stacked?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, the talentless girlfriend has her place in the band, but it&#8217;s usually playing tambourine and singing tuneless background vocals into a dead microphone.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Lisa for sending this in!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cover Band Seeks Hot Female Keyboardist w\/ Giant Cans!! Yup&#8230;you read correctly. We are a killer 80&#8217;s cover band and if you think you fit&#8230;that would be sweet! So, maybe I&#8217;m crazy, but given that a lot of music from the 80s was primarily synth-based, wouldn&#8217;t you be more concerned with whether your keyboard player [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[23,25,60],"class_list":["post-2352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musicians","tag-classy","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-random-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2352"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2405,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2352\/revisions\/2405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}