{"id":2356,"date":"2009-06-01T08:37:14","date_gmt":"2009-06-01T11:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2356"},"modified":"2009-05-25T17:51:26","modified_gmt":"2009-05-25T20:51:26","slug":"ysac-vol-319-at-least-hes-a-self-aware-dumbass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2356","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 319: At least he&#8217;s a <i>self-aware<\/i> dumbass."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>shy me &#8211; 22<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I&#8217;m a dumb ass , now i have to take a bus cause they took my dl(got one month left), have abit of a problem with a head and some of my friends tell me im an asshole ,got no front teeth, live in my parents basement ,never finish or if i think about it never stared the school that would explain my spelling(i thik the last homework i did was in 3 grade) and on top of it all just lost my job(god that looks bad)ha but so far in last six years that i spend in canada over all i did allrigt, i&#8217;m 5.11, 165pounds,still got my 6 (not like its matters)im white ,well fit ,grey eyes,with dirty blonde hair,intelegent inaf to realize the level of my personal stupidity,sick and tierd of the mind games shit,will not lie or betray.<br \/>\nIf some one ask me what i&#8217;m looking for in the girl i gona have to say that she must be well fit,able to think(i hate stupidity) and she cant be to much of a bitch everything else dont realy matter<br \/>\nSo if u think u can deal with the sad reality a have just presented send me an e mail and we go from there<br \/>\nO ye i do have good sence of humor (i can laugh at my self)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nThis is like a litany of personals sadness. Lost his drivers license, his <em>friends<\/em> think he&#8217;s a jerk, lives at home, dropped out of school, unemployed &#8230; wow. At least he claims he can laugh at himself. What&#8217;s the line from Hedwig and the Angry Inch? &#8220;I have to laugh &#8230; because I&#8217;ll cry if I don&#8217;t.&#8221; That seems<em> apropos<\/em> here.<\/p>\n<p>I think we might actually have to start that &#8220;I can&#8217;t imagine why you&#8217;re still single&#8221; tag. That&#8217;s a bit long, though &#8212; any suggestions about a shorter tag name?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>shy me &#8211; 22 I&#8217;m a dumb ass , now i have to take a bus cause they took my dl(got one month left), have abit of a problem with a head and some of my friends tell me im an asshole ,got no front teeth, live in my parents basement ,never finish or if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[23,38,61,7,43],"class_list":["post-2356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-classy","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2356"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2358,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions\/2358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}