{"id":2359,"date":"2009-06-02T08:55:37","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T11:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2359"},"modified":"2009-06-02T12:42:19","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T15:42:19","slug":"ysac-vol-320-ice-cream-does-fix-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2359","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 320: Ice cream does<\/i> fix everything."},"content":{"rendered":"

Elle, who was also responsible for the “Free blowdry and style<\/a>” submission, sent this one in. It got flagged almost immediately, but luckily she’d taken a screenshot:<\/p>\n

\"320\"<\/p>\n

Click here<\/a> for a larger version, and be confused for a while. The two pictures themselves are like those puzzles in Highlights magazines where you were supposed to spot the differences between the two pictures: The hair comb! The green thing! The white\/grey square blob to the right of the pink thing just above his head! Find and collect them all!<\/p>\n

Elle says, “I have so many questions.\u00a0What\/where is\u00a0GUATSUSNAKE? Who is “HE”?\u00a0Are they offering up an unemployed\/retired person? A snake?\u00a0Why did they include two almost-identical Photoshopped photos? Is that a mannequin? A dead body? Is there anything that ice cream doesn’t fix?<\/p>\n

This may have put me off Craigslist forever.”<\/p>\n

Here, I’ll save you the trouble — here’s a link to a Google search for “guatsusnake<\/a>“. You’ll notice that nothing comes up. (I’m hoping the search engines will catch the word quickly enough that it will link back here by the time this post goes up!)<\/p>\n

In other words: Nope, I’ve got nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Elle, who was also responsible for the “Free blowdry and style” submission, sent this one in. It got flagged almost immediately, but luckily she’d taken a screenshot: Click here for a larger version, and be confused for a while. The two pictures themselves are like those puzzles in Highlights magazines where you were supposed to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[29,11],"class_list":["post-2359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2359"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2451,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2359\/revisions\/2451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}