{"id":2375,"date":"2009-06-04T08:50:35","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T11:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2375"},"modified":"2009-05-25T18:58:19","modified_gmt":"2009-05-25T21:58:19","slug":"ysac-vol-322-i-think-im-turning-asianese-i-really-think-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2375","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 322: I think I&#8217;m turning Asianese, I really think so &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>asian or oriental tutor needed today<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This evening asap i need a asian or oreintal person to teach me the asian language. I pay $10 an hour. Send me your contact information and i will call you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nKaitlin says, &#8220;I can&#8217;t pick a favorite part: The poster&#8217;s need to clarify a difference between Asian and Oriental (or oreintal, I don&#8217;t know, maybe he pronounces it differently), needing to know THE asian language, needing to learn the language in ONE night, or pondering over what the poster could possibly need it for.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chris also sent this one in, with a theory: he says, &#8220;Anything to book that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flower_Drum_Song\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Flower Drum Song<\/em><\/a> audition, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure it will only take a few hours to master Asian. After all, something like eight billion people speak it &#8212; how hard could it be?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>asian or oriental tutor needed today This evening asap i need a asian or oreintal person to teach me the asian language. I pay $10 an hour. Send me your contact information and i will call you. Kaitlin says, &#8220;I can&#8217;t pick a favorite part: The poster&#8217;s need to clarify a difference between Asian and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[9,43],"class_list":["post-2375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc-jobs","tag-unclear-on-the-concept","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2375"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2377,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2375\/revisions\/2377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}