{"id":2395,"date":"2009-06-08T08:44:15","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T11:44:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2395"},"modified":"2009-05-26T00:56:42","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T03:56:42","slug":"ysac-vol-326-you-should-see-her-follicles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=2395","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 326: You should see her follicles."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>WANTED LIVE PORE TAPE &#8211; m4w &#8211; 40<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I AM LOOKING FOR LIVE PORE TAPES REAL WOMAN<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nKatey sends this in, saying, &#8220;I knew my large pores would be appreciated someday!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dude. You are On. The. Internet. You managed to press the right buttons (well, most of them) to post an ad on Craigslist. HOW CAN YOU NOT FIND YOUR OWN PORN? I mean, maybe spelling &#8220;porn&#8221; right would help, but still &#8230; I manage to find porn even when I&#8217;m NOT looking for it, and an hour or so later I have to close the window.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, this was in men seeking women. If he&#8217;s looking for a real woman in there, he&#8217;s screwed &#8212; they&#8217;re all bots and ads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WANTED LIVE PORE TAPE &#8211; m4w &#8211; 40 I AM LOOKING FOR LIVE PORE TAPES REAL WOMAN Katey sends this in, saying, &#8220;I knew my large pores would be appreciated someday!&#8221; Dude. You are On. The. Internet. You managed to press the right buttons (well, most of them) to post an ad on Craigslist. HOW [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[7,9],"class_list":["post-2395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2396,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395\/revisions\/2396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}